Prince Georgie of Sass
The 19 day Royal Tour stretching from New Zealand to Australia has come to an end. Aside from Kate’s fashion there will be something else we will miss…
PRINCE GEORGE, I CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF YOUR GRUMPY FACE. I have to admit, I trolled the internet every day during this tour in hopes of new baby George pictures and memes.
Not only is the future King of England dressed to the nines (as we all expected he would be) he brings his own dash of SASS with him during every appearance he makes! I think Prince George of Sass has a nice ring to it. For a 9 months old homeboy sure knows his place in this world. It’s as if he is fully aware of his social status and isn’t afraid to express it during his play dates and appearances. Georgie, I think we’d get along just fine. I’ll do all the shit talking and you just bring the looks. PEOPLE WOULD HATE US.
I’m sorry Mummy Kate, but this time around Georgie definitely stole the show with his attitude, but don’t worry you still WOW-ed us with your ability to style your own wardrobe.
Until next time Georgie. Cheers!
LUPITA’S BROTHER HEADBUTTED BRAD PITT
Reasons why Lupita’s effing brother didn’t belong in the picture!!!!!
Every once in a while there comes a couple that we either love or we absolutely hate. Although it has never been confirmed that Kendall and Harry Styles are DATING let’s just call it what it is…they’re a couple. A COUPLE THAT I LOVE TOGETHER. We all know T.Swift already had her paws in that One D goodness, but I think Kendall has much more to bring to the table. Let’s start with age. If you saw the One Direction movie you would easily be able to see just exactly why Taylor and Harry did not work out. Harry is not quite at the maturity level of Taylor Swift (even though she plays catty by writing songs about her love life, but let’s not go there). Taylor, YOU’RE A WOMAN. Calm down, CIT (that’s Cougar In Training). Back to my point, Kendall and Harry are much more closer in age and they’re both the prettiest of pretties in the teenage celeb world. They’re like the Caddy Herring and Aaron Samuel of Hollywood except on a grander scale of popularity. KENDALL, IF THIS DOES NOT WORK OUT I WILL BE DISAPPOINTED. YOU ALREADY LET HARRY DRIVE YOUR ROVER AND HE’S THE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE OF ONE DIRECTION. Please don’t let this relationship end like Justin and Britney. I have so much faith in you.
Harry, take me for a ride. Please?
Harry, you light up my life like no body else…
Another year, more obsessions.
2013 was a great year full of tons of experiences and memories I can look back on and along with those experiences and memories I’ve taken a few obsessions with me along the way. Below are my 13 obsessions in 2013. Enjoy!
1. Big hair, big personality
Birchbox has really opened up my cosmetic view on the world. This hairspray is TO DIE FOR. I don’t think I’ve ever used such a life changing product in my life! Omg, just thinking about it makes me happy. This hairspray will be the best $20 you have ever spent and it smells so good too! If you’re looking to shake up your hair routine this is what you need in your life!
Snapchat is a game changer. At first you’re a little apprehensive because if you have inappropriate friends like I do I’m always afraid to open up a snapchat around other people but then after you’ve opened it you’re kinda like, “oh, that wasn’t so bad.” I have a terrible habit of having conversations via snapchat, but it makes for a fun day. Please jump on the snapchat bandwagon the new updates are so much fun!
These new Nike free run shoes are a sorority girl’s dream! Who does not love a neon shoe to brighten up her work out wardrobe?! These running shoes are so effing comfortable it’s unreal! I’m definitely making a second purchase in 2014. I have a pair in bright neon coral and I wear them all the time!
4. Katy Perry and John Mayer
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, I LOVE THEM. I can’t think of a better pairing than these two. You can tell their love for one another is so genuine and real it makes me so happy for them. If you haven’t seen John’s Who You Love music video you should. Here’s to an engagement in 2014!
5. Divergent Trilogy
Before The Hunger Games and Twilight there was Harry Potter and now there is the Divergent Trilogy. I’ve only read the first book thus far not realizing there is a movie set to be released in 2014!! I’m kind of in love with Four. Reading these young adult trilogies always makes me realize I really need a boyfriend. How pathetic is that? Hahaha I definitely recommend the trilogy.
5. Paloma Faith
Do you like Adele? Do you appreciate vocals? How about a British beauty? Well Paloma Faith is right up your alley. I randomly stumbled upon Paloma on an episode of Watch What Happens Live on Bravo and her performance was captivating. I don’t want to compare her to Adele because that’s just rude, but the girl has got soul! I hope she plans on releasing an album in 2014 because I cannot get enough!